Pornhub Views Skyrocket In Denver After Superbowl Loss

Masturbating The Pain Away: Pornhub Views Skyrocket In Denver After Superbowl Loss

According to Denver fans, there is no better way to ease the pain of a Superbowl defeat than wanking it out.

XXX giant PornHub.com released some fascinating stats from Superbowl night’s porn viewership on its website, which showed that overall viewership was down 32% during the big game, down even more in Denver (51%) and Seattle (61%).

The tide turned around the halftime mark, when most of the audience bailed on the game, but things got even more interesting after the final score.

While porn viewing numbers in Seattle and Washington dropped below average in the wake of their massive victory — presumably because everyone was out partying — the numbers in Denver and Colorado surged to 10.8% and 7.6% above average, respectively.

RIP to all the lost kids. *bows head*

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